Engine Empath Gifts

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Could the problem be emotional?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"What a sad species humans are!"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Couple

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

The New A*****e

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

Unhappy clown.

"Try to put yourself in other people's shoes."

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"I sense fear."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

'Really, it's quite all right! You see, at this clinic, we believe that only the wounded doctor can heal!'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

'Bluebirds of happiness aren't supposed to get depressed.'

'Touching.'

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