Energy Nerds Gifts

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"We're going to need more pets."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Nuclear energy.

"But is it renewable...."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.