Energy Independence Gifts

Working our way to energy independence!

Drill for oil, but also have a drill for energy independence.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Cellphone Islands

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

US Energy Needs.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'