Energy Conversation Starter Gifts

'He's a natural public speaker. He grew up on a wind farm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"You're such a good listener."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.