Climate Conversation Starter Gifts

Still a global warming sceptic?

'Warming may be GLOBAL to you, but it's FREEZING over here!'

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

Keystone XL

Armstrong, I was wondering something. Go on. Our electricity keeps going out. You said the rolling blackouts are caused by overuse of air conditioning to deal with the heat. But summer is long over. The heat waves are gone. Might somebody be using global warming as an excuse to keep the power off and save money? I was framed.

News. Climate Report. I don't get it --- How can we have global warming and be polarized at the same time?

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

"For the last time stop saying, 'Cold enough for you'?"

Real estate company: 'On the contrary, LA does have four seasons - summer, wildfire, winter and mudslide!'

'Can you believe it? The Times runs a 4-part series on the causes of global warming and this place doesn't even get a mention.'

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'

"Cimate change denier!!!"

Progress

"These water cooler chats have really helped me understand the climate crisis, Bob."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

The interested bystanders.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"