Climate Conversation Starters Gifts

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Local Weather: There are no tsunamis predicted for your area...

The interested bystanders.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Keystone XL

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Still a global warming sceptic?

King Canute - Early Climate Change Sceptic

'I worry about my future.'

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

Progress

'Your mother refuses to believe that I'm a Climate Change denier.'

The Problem Revealed.

"So much for global warming..."

Why Oil Spills Are Good:

Real estate company: 'On the contrary, LA does have four seasons - summer, wildfire, winter and mudslide!'

"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"I have no particular objection to the earth, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself its friend."