Climate Conversation Starters Mugs

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Local Weather: There are no tsunamis predicted for your area...

The interested bystanders.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Keystone XL

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"Dang. I was hoping for oil."

But It's Cold

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Still a global warming sceptic?

King Canute - Early Climate Change Sceptic

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

The Problem Revealed.

'I worry about my future.'

"Why can't we have a mobile home?"

'Your mother refuses to believe that I'm a Climate Change denier.'

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

Progress

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

Armstrong, I was wondering something. Go on. Our electricity keeps going out. You said the rolling blackouts are caused by overuse of air conditioning to deal with the heat. But summer is long over. The heat waves are gone. Might somebody be using global warming as an excuse to keep the power off and save money? I was framed.

Real estate company: 'On the contrary, LA does have four seasons - summer, wildfire, winter and mudslide!'

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

"I have no particular objection to the earth, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself its friend."