Energy Analyzer T-Shirts

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

US Energy Needs.

Entropy.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Camel In The Tent

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

What We're Fighting For

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Bump in the road.

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."