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Justice

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

'Fitness guru.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Always Compatible

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

The boss is always right.

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Gymnasts

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Feng Shwoops!"

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"You can't bully me."

Philosopher King

The Ventriloquist - 'Hmm - why do my wife's lips move while I'm talking?'

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

"I'm looking to hire someone who can be acquiescent without making me uncomfortably aware of it."

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"The bigger your binder, the greater your power."

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

Rejected resumes.

"I finally figured out who you copy."

Colin enjoyed a 'light' meal!

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."