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'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Yoga To-Do

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'He has a learning disorder.'

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Waiting staff

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I feel a little overexposed to risky market segments. Let's take another look at my overall asset allocation.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Student wrestling with life issues.

'Can my feminine side take out a restraining order againist my masculine side?'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'