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'Mother, if I make an exception in your case, all my patients will expect me to make house calls.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Yoga To-Do

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Waiting staff

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"The guy next to me got fired. Now they expect me to do his work too."

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Retiring from the rat race

Stressed over time management (colour)

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Student wrestling with life issues.

'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."