Energy Analyzer Pillows

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

US Energy Needs.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Entropy.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

There's no real oil emergency...

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Nuclear energy.

Bump in the road.

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Camel In The Tent

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price