End Of Year Reviews Gifts

"I hate performance review season."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Congratulations, Mrs. Roberts, you've changed my life."

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

It's a Happy Quarter

'Something is going on in the market, Watkins! I've got the jitters and I've got 'em bad!'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."

'Would you like your books cooked?'

Year End Sales

No Mourners

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'