End Of Year Reviews Gifts

"I hate performance review season."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"Congratulations, Mrs. Roberts, you've changed my life."

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

'Something is going on in the market, Watkins! I've got the jitters and I've got 'em bad!'

It's a Happy Quarter

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

It's December, and time for us to discuss the top films of the year. Today we look at documentaries. There were a couple films about our food supply. One investigated the poultry industry. As expected it's a chick flick. Another looked at the dried fruit business. It's a date movie. A film chronicling the construction of a skyscraper is enthralling. Riveting! And the biggest surprise was a film about a prison break -- We found it to be fun entertainment! It's pure escapism!

"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."

No Mourners

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