Year-end Reflections Gifts

No Mourners

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I hate performance review season."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

Dried Up!

Pantone Worst Color of 2020

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

It's a Happy Quarter

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

It's December, and time for us to discuss the top films of the year. Today we look at documentaries. There were a couple films about our food supply. One investigated the poultry industry. As expected it's a chick flick. Another looked at the dried fruit business. It's a date movie. A film chronicling the construction of a skyscraper is enthralling. Riveting! And the biggest surprise was a film about a prison break -- We found it to be fun entertainment! It's pure escapism!

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

"Next year there will be more of the same... only different."

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

Year End Sales

'Would you like your books cooked?'

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'