End Of Year Reflection Gifts

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I hate performance review season."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."

Tom's last day.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

Closed Thursdays.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

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Dried Up!

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."

Other things squirrels gather in the winter.

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

No Mourners

"Next year there will be more of the same... only different."

'Would you like your books cooked?'

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