Reflecting On A Challenging Year Gifts

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Mall of ages

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Bubbling

PEP TALKS!

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

Pantone Worst Color of 2020

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

Dried Up!

"Covid's got you busy this holiday season, huh?"

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

"Next year there will be more of the same... only different."

No Mourners

'Would you like your books cooked?'

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

"It's better if we don't get our hopes up."

Waiting For Godovid

"You're right. This is much better than putting the old calendar in the trash."

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

Getting through a trying year, but not without scars...

The Great Indoors

2019 Coconut