"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
End-of-the-world Humorist Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows that joke about survival and chaos. These playful designs are great for anyone who finds solace in satire after the world’s end.
'I sort of envy that guy -- interest rates don't bother him a bit.'
"Well, someone could be there between noon and five, but what's the point?"
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
"Gee, thanks pal."
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"The end of my favorite series is near."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
German School
"What are you doing?"
Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.
The Evolution Of Man
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.
"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'
'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'
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