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End-of-world Humorist Pillows
Bring some post-apocalyptic humor into their space with pillows that make light of the end times. Comfortable, funny, and a little bit dystopian.
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"
"You run into a window, too?"
"I must have pressed the wrong button."
"Did you really think you were getting in here?"
Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'
'My acne is worst on the dark side.'
'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
"I'll have whatever they're having."
"I love it when they come with warning labels."
Special Place in Hell...
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
Zombie Worker Apocalypse
"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"
'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'
The End is Near. Have A Cone.
So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!
Overnight Programming
"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."
"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"
"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!
Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!
"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."
Zombie Baseball
"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"
IRS. They are both inevitable but at least the IRS grants extensions.
"It just doesn't have the same panache."
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
"Soul patch. What do you think?"
'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'
End-of-world Humorist Pillows Collection
End-of-world Humorist Mugs
Discover a range of end-of-world humorist mugs that will make every morning’s coffee more amusing and thoughtfully sarcastic.
End-of-world Humorist Prints
Browse prints that combine clever artistry with end-of-world humor—perfect for decorating a space with wit and character.
End-of-world Humorist T-Shirts
Explore T-shirts that capture the witty side of end-of-world humor—ideal for anyone who loves to joke about the apocalypse.