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End-of-the-world Humor Fans Pillows
Add some humor to their relaxation with pillows featuring witty insights about the end of days—comfort and comedy all in one.
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!
'We found you in a cabbage!'
'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'
Tequila Mockingbird
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
'Guess who's teething?'
"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."
The return of the four sheepskins
'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?
"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"
'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 2
'Henry, cut that out.'
"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."
"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."
"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."
"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"
"Would you like to cut the cord?"
Bank Robbery Statistics
"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."
"What?!"
Beer Lunch
"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."
Under New Mismanagement
'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'
Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...
"My new day job is killing me."
"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"
End-of-the-world Humor Fans Pillows Collection
End-of-the-world Humor Fans Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for end-of-the-world humor fans—perfect for adding a dash of dark wit to their daily coffee ritual.
End-of-the-world Humor Fans Prints
Display your love of dark comedy with prints that bring laughter to even the bleakest days.
End-of-the-world Humor Fans T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for end-of-the-world humor fans—wear their love of dark comedy with pride in style.