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End Of Shared Living Gifts
Looking for a gift to celebrate the end of shared living? Whether you're parting ways or embarking on a new adventure, our curated collection offers witty and touching items that honor this milestone with humor and warmth.
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
Dog Walking Services
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"
'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'
"I can't get used to being a grownup."
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'
"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"
'It's time to move out when Mom says...'
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?
"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."
"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"
Fishbowl rebellion.
"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."
Trust
'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'
"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."
'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'
"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."
"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"
"Be afraid to try new things!"
"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."
"Shouldn't you use a plate?"
"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"
"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'
Teddy queuing for the Bathroom
"So that's where you were last night."
Origins Of Evolution
"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."
End Of Shared Living Gifts Collection
End Of Shared Living Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the end of shared living—a perfect way to toast new beginnings and cherish shared memories.
End Of Shared Living Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that capture the emotion of ending shared living with a touch of humor or sentimentality.
End Of Shared Living Prints
Find striking prints that commemorate this milestone with humor and style, a great addition to any new space.
End Of Shared Living T-Shirts
Browse our humorous and heartfelt t-shirts that mark the end of living together in style and wit.