End Of Medical Treatment Gifts

Out of plaster!

Where your mind & battle are los

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Whiskey wars

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"I'm in for observation."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Tom's last day.

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

I like a lot of witnesses around.

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.