Completing Therapy Gifts

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Fighting the Pandemic

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'So, how was flight school?'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

War and Death.

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'It was his last session.'

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

'I'm cured!'

"She made her hat in rehab."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Twelve step program.

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'