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Out of plaster!

Where your mind & battle are los

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

Whiskey wars

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"I'm in for observation."

Tom's last day.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"We're almost finished with your radiation treatment. Just lie still and mvoe the Cup-A-Soup a little to your right."

I like a lot of witnesses around.

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."