Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').
End Of Financial Year Sales Gifts
Looking for a way to mark the end of the financial year with humor and flair? Our collection of gifts captures the spirit of savings and success, making it easy to share a laugh or show appreciation after a busy fiscal year. Whether it's a fun mug to start the day, a clever t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these items are designed to bring joy and a sense of achievement. Celebrate the closing of the books with a gift that resonates and amuses.
In basket-case.
'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."
21st century water cooler conversations.
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."
"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."
Work Parfait
'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'
'Salaries Manager. No.'
What My Day Feels Like
"Thank you for that summation of the charts."
Annual profits,
'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'
'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'
"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."
"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"
"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."
'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'
Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.
The Salesman
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.
"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."
'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'
"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"
Business is off the chart.
"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."
"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'
"At least we are consistently inconsistent."
End Of Financial Year Sales Gifts Collection
End Of Financial Year Sales Mugs
Looking for a humorous gift? Explore our EOFY mugs and find the perfect funny or thoughtful design to celebrate the end of the financial year.
End Of Financial Year Sales Pillows
Relax post-EOFY with our quirky pillows, featuring clever designs that bring humor and comfort to your home.
End Of Financial Year Sales Prints
Celebrate financial milestones with our witty prints—perfect for adding a dash of humor and style to your workspace or living area.
End Of Financial Year Sales T-Shirts
Discover our collection of stylish and witty EOFY T-shirts, ideal for celebrating success with humor and flair.