Employment Negotiation Pillows

Add a cozy and motivational touch to a home office or negotiation prep space with our pillows featuring uplifting and humorous messages perfect for employment discussions.

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"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?" mockup

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

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"Stock options for your thoughts." mockup

"Stock options for your thoughts."

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"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough." mockup

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

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'Salaries Manager. No.'

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The Evolution of the Bonus

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"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make." mockup

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.' mockup

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?' mockup

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

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"Is this about your raise?"

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'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.' mockup

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

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'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?' mockup

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

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'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.' mockup

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

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'What would you say to a salary increase?'

'What would you say to a salary increase?' mockup

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.' mockup

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

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'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.' mockup

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

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'You may have three mergers.'

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"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole." mockup

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

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Book Deal

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"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me." mockup

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

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"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter." mockup

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

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"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!" mockup

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

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Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign. mockup

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

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'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.' mockup

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

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'Guess who's hinting for a raise?' mockup

'Guess who's hinting for a raise?'

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'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.' mockup

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

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'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.' mockup

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

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'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.' mockup

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

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"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary." mockup

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

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"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one." mockup

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

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'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.'

'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.' mockup

'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.'

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"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..." mockup

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

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Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary mockup

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary

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'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.' mockup

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

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Employment Negotiation Pillows Collection

Employment Negotiation Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and empowering designs that make employment negotiations a little easier.

Employment Negotiation Prints

Decorate your workspace with prints that combine wit and motivation, perfect for inspiring confidence during employment negotiations.

Employment Negotiation T-Shirts

Looking for a fun way to boost confidence during career talks? Browse our t-shirts for witty and motivating designs perfect for employment negotiations.