Employment Negotiation T-Shirts

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"Is this about your raise?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'You may have three mergers.'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

Book Deal

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

'Guess who's hinting for a raise?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.'

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'