Empires Gifts

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

No-Work Orange

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

Silence of the Chickens...

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.