Emperor T-Shirts

"Still, It's better than his elephant idea"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Nato Membership

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

King completes rubik's cube.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"