Bovine Emperor T-Shirts

Any Grass planet was a welcome edition to the Cattle Empire.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

It was an impulse buy.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"It's shrinkflation!"

'Got any cud flavour?'

"God, I hate cows."

Fishing Music

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Cow

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.