Emotional Support Plant Owner Gifts

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

'It's good to talk.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'