Emotional Support Plant Owner Mugs

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Emotional Support Pest

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'It's good to talk.'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'