Emotional Sculptors T-Shirts

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

The Sculptor

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Artistic license.

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"Garbage in, great books out."

Child making ice sculpture.

Rodin, the surfer.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Pen mightier than sword.

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"I read your manuscript with interest."

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Topiary Portraits

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'Best Seller'

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...