Emotional Sculptors T-Shirts

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

The Sculptor

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Artistic license.

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

"Garbage in, great books out."

Rodin, the surfer.

Child making ice sculpture.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Pen mightier than sword.

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"I read your manuscript with interest."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Topiary Portraits

'Best Seller'

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...

Topiary chair.