Emotional But Practical Pillows

Love to Joyce Mott from Lance and Gary,

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Words of Love

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"That must be the artist over there."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"