Emotional But Practical Mugs

Love to Joyce Mott from Lance and Gary,

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Words of Love

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

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"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."