Emotion Recognition Gifts

"I'm so sorry Lucy, I wasn't trying to be insensitive: I have trouble recognizing real tears...'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Worry tank

"I hate it when we fight."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Men can show their emotions!

Classic Emojis for sale.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"See how controlling he is?!"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Medical Cabinet

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Major and minor keys