Emotion Recognition Pillows

"I'm so sorry Lucy, I wasn't trying to be insensitive: I have trouble recognizing real tears...'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Worry tank

"I hate it when we fight."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Men can show their emotions!

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"See how controlling he is?!"

Medical Cabinet

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'