Emotion Decoder Pillows

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Rodin's THE FEELER

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Classic Emojis for sale.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Paw readings

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"See how controlling he is?!"

Medical Cabinet

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"I'm not happy."

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions