Emotion Decoder Pillows

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Paw readings

Classic Emojis for sale.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Medical Cabinet

"See how controlling he is?!"

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"I'm not happy."

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'