Emotion Analyzer Pillows

Actress on botox expressing emotion.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

The Grumpometer.

Protests

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Feel better, dear?"

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Classic Emojis for sale.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Medical Cabinet

"See how controlling he is?!"

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"I'm not happy."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

'I cry a lot.'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."