Emotion Analyzer Mugs

Actress on botox expressing emotion.

Emojis for psychos.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

The Grumpometer.

Protests

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Feel better, dear?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Rodin's THE FEELER

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Classic Emojis for sale.

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"I'm not happy."

Medical Cabinet

"See how controlling he is?!"

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"