Emotion Decipherer Gifts

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Feel better, dear?"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Classic Emojis for sale.

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"I'm not happy."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Medical Cabinet

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"See how controlling he is?!"

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

'I cry a lot.'

Major and minor keys