Emergency Room Technician Pillows

'Where does it hurt?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'In a pig's eye, you say!'

Paramedics.

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Good?"

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"The bad news that he was knocked down by an ambulance but the good news is that it's done wonders for our response times!"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Extreme sports injuries ward.

Musical Accidents

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Next.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"