Emergency Management Pillows

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

'Something's come up that isn't covered in the security guard's handbook.'

Worker reading instructions on how to put out fire while smoke billows all around him.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Natural Disasters

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

'I'm on my way!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Frontline health workers

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Decontamination

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Is it urgent?'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'