Emergency Management Professional Pillows

'The hotel has no vacancies. However, there are a couple old F.E.M.A. mobile home behind the hotel.'

"Help! Ah, like. . . now. . ."

Flooding

"Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'How long did you try before calling?'

Hurricane damage to trees

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

Musical Accidents

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'911!'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

News: Flash Floods

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

"Got it!"

Fish Is Rescued By The Emergency Services

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'