Emergency Management Enthusiast Pillows

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Hurricane damage to trees

Paramedics.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"I've got a pulse!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"He fought like hell."

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'