Emergency Management Enthusiast Pillows

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Being Serenading in Casualty

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Hurricane damage to trees

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"He fought like hell."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."