Emergency Management Professional Gifts

If This Had Been an Actual Emergency

'The hotel has no vacancies. However, there are a couple old F.E.M.A. mobile home behind the hotel.'

"Help! Ah, like. . . now. . ."

Flooding

"Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Hurricane damage to trees

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Grim reaper ambulance

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Musical Accidents

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'911!'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

News: Flash Floods

"I'll put you on the waiting list."