Emergency Management Prints

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

'Something's come up that isn't covered in the security guard's handbook.'

Worker reading instructions on how to put out fire while smoke billows all around him.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Natural Disasters

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

'I'm on my way!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Frontline health workers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Decontamination

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'