Emergency Handling Pillows

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Emergency Phone.

'I'm on my way!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Frontline health workers

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Prepper Dog

Decontamination

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Helicopter

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'