Emergency Handling T-Shirts

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Emergency Phone.

'I'm on my way!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Frontline health workers

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Decontamination

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Prepper Dog

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'