Urgent Situation Handler T-Shirts

"You will often be dealing with people at the end of their tether..."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'I'm on my way!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

Awkward First Dates

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Frontline health workers

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Ticket and passport, please."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Decontamination

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Relax. This is only a test.'