Crisis Handler T-Shirts

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

Master of Disaster

Tsipras and Merkel

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Crisis'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Economic Downturns

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

COVID-19 Stops Economy

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Try not to worry.

Save the world together

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

The Covid Tail

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Ruble in Trouble

Capitalism.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"